Princess Eloweed shocks the entire kingdom of Feeble by declaring herself a Prince. Her brother, Prince Harpright in turn, declares himself the Princess.

In this twisted world, a murder rocks the once-hallowed halls, leaving Castle Feeble’s most trusted ally in disbelief. With suspicion falling on Princess Eloweed, the tension mounts as the walls close in around her.

Amidst the chaos, Eloweed finds solace in a chambermaid who willingly becomes her confidant, lured by a dangerous pact with the devil. Will this maid descend into madness while catering to Eloweed’s increasingly deranged demands?

Enter Cousin Parth, a captivating royal of unparalleled beauty, who harbors a burning hatred for Eloweed. As their animosity boils, Eloweed and Parth begin to plot each other’s murder. Parth attempts to trap her in her gender exploits, while Eloweed seeks to expose her cousin’s plot for the throne, challenging her to a duel to the death. The question looms: who will die first?

“Xir Majesty” is a chilling black farce that explores the depths of depravity within two twisted monarchs consumed by their penchant for murder, rape, and wigs.